Jesse says:ssshh...kitteh is sleeping, so i can tell you a few things:
are you still napping? or formulating more wisdoms?
kitteh draws power from his enemy, sunny lucas. or more specifically, sunny's campaign site. "the hordes over which kitteh will lord will be sent by sunny herself," says kitteh.
kitteh awoke last night ready for battle with sunny, only to find out that the great bill whittle had read and reacted to kitteh's words. kitteh's response to this revelation was to pass out.
don't get me wrong, bill whittle is kitteh's blood-enemy, what with all bill's pro-american, pro-freedom talk. who gets to lord over free people? nobody, that's who.
it's just that kitteh is awed by the whittle's ability to write. the rachel makes you laugh, but the whittle makes you feel...and think. kitteh respects the ability to make you feel. he wants to make you feel, too. guilty! guilty! guilty! is how he wants you to feel. but this 'thinking' shit--he really hates that.
me? i'm supporting sunny.
he's going to wake up soon, and god knows what he's going to say. his near-whittle experience gave him new and fearsome powers, i fret. eye of the tiger, if you will...
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