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Sunny, I've been thinking. Even though your platform is a steaming pile of capitalism and war-mongering, there's at least one thing I think you've got right.

In the middle of your hateful rant against Dear Leader Chavez and the peaceful Muslims, you said something about "alternatives to oil." Yes, my pet, YES!

You can find alternatives to oil, and I can help you. In fact, you can have energy independence if you try hard enough. I'll even help y....OH. MY. GOD.

Don't move. Whatever you do, Sunny, DON'T MOVE.

It's on your tail.

What do you mean 'What?' It's right there on your tail. Energy independence is on your tail.

Whaddaya mean you don't see it? It's right there on your tail.

I can't reach it. Grab it, Sunny.

Yes, that's it. Run for it, Sunny! You can catch it!

With Energy Independence, you'll be a shoo-in for President! Run faster, you've almost got it!

Um...

What's with all the panting, Sunny? You almost had it.

Here, have a sip of this ethanol. That's the boost you need--then you can catch that Energy Independence. Good girl, now go get it!

That's it, faster! Oops...

So you stumbled a little bit. That's OK. Here, have another drink of corn mash er, ethanol. Thatagirl.

Now, fetch that Energy Independence. No, sit up straight. Now fetch!

Sunny, you're never going to reach Energy Independence like this. Stop wobbling!

Aww, Sunny...